BBCA2: Let the Cluster Begin

One HG evicted, a new HoH, and chaos has crashed down onto the house. Andrew originally nominated Paul and Neda with Kyle being the backdoor target. After Kenny won PoV and took Neda off the block, Andrew's plan came to fruition. This prompted Adel to say he "gave up" after 3 days of ranting, raving and terrorizing the volatile Sabrina. Lawd, the drama. Between Adel's rages, mooing taunts of Sabrina and her crying fests, it's making it entertaining for the feedsters. Well, when they're not causing the feeds to black out...

So where does everyone stand now?

Top Shenanigans ratings (meaning the ones with the worst games) go to Adel, Kyle, Paul and Sabrina this week. The three man Destructo Team have done nothing but ensure that one of them, probably Kyle, go home this week. They get gold stars for alienating everyone in the house with their ghoulish behaviour, burning more bridges than Genghis Khan and painting huge targets on their backs. Paul's obvious attempts to manipulate people have backfired. His "plan" to make himself a villain to go to F2 is hilarious. Kyle's decision to ally with one of the most obnoxious people in the house, Adel, has made him the focus of eviction. His game is not smart and his physique is not helping him. Andrew wants to be the one with the biggest 'guns' in the house.

But why is Sabrina is this dubious grouping? She ties with Adel in Drama Queen of the week. They've been going at each other since practically the beginning of the game. Her terrible hysterics after each episode have inspired sympathy to her face but annoyance behind her back. It's doubtful that they will tolerate her ceaseless need for reassurance and being in the spotlight of attention. Blech. Glad I can turn her off.

Who's playing the best game so far? Arlie is, as predicted. He put on a great show of heroic loss during the HoH competition, is well liked by everyone in the house including the Destructo Trio and has not been mentioned as a target by anyone. He's also considered as an ally by the Jon, Kenny, Rachelle and Ika foursome as well as the Andrew, Sabrina and Sarah threesome who with Arlie and Kenny have formed an early alliance. That leaves Heather and Neda floating around like rafts in the rapids. Heather's not trusted but tolerated. Ika is trying to form a girl's alliance. We all know how well that works in BB... They're not in any immediate danger but if one of the girls gets HoH, look to one of them being nominated.

What of the secret trio? Scott's need to be stage center will no doubt cause huge drama in the house which might work for or against him. He's got a crush on half the boys in the house which might not be well-received. Allison is an astute observer and mellow chick. She will almost certainly cause a huge wave of jealousy among most of the girls should she walk into the house. Nate has the most laid-back personality which will probably cause him not to be voted in. Should he however make it in, he probably has the most chances of not being an immediate target. I would like to see Allison go into the game because she might shake things up in the catty house.

Wow! Week 2, game on!

Stay tuned! :)

Bring Sexy Back!

Yup! It's me! I decided to blog BBCA 2 deep from the tundra that I and the HGs are living in. I've had a chance to read up and watch the new BBCA houseguests and here are my first impressions.

 Adel Elseri or as John Travolta would call him Idina Menzell or as he calls himself "The People's Champ". I have a feeling he will be more chump than champ and the others will be chomping at the bit to oust him. He's going to go with the boys unless they hate him, then he will go with the girls. I say he will go early.

Right away, I take a liking to Arlie Shaban or Shazam as I will probably call him. He's a die-hard fan with a laid-back vibe. But he's planning on backstabbing, showmancing and lying his way through the game. His word is 'adapt and if he does succeed in adapting he might Shazam his way to the end.

Neda Kalantra is planning on playing a social game by antagonizing everyone with her bluntness and laughing in their face. Yup, Drama Queen. She might fall victim to a showmance with "the people's champ" but she'll have to smother him in disinfectant once her OCD kicks in. She will be joy to live with but I'm sure the drama she will cause will amuse the feedsters. She has a 50/50 chance of making it to the end.

Paul Jackson, the daddy of the cast, doesn't like fake people or whiners. Don't look up Paul, cause Neda is both. That should make for fun interactions. He's got a nice solid vibe; if he can maintain his cool, his chances are good.

Heather Decksheimer's voice immediately gets on my nerves. I have to take a break after 6 seconds of her video. She's like Jordan Lloyd on Red Bull. Nope, not for me. Her bubbly "super fun" nails-on-chalkboard personality is not my thang. She will immediately latch on to some male and ride his coat-tails.

Andrew Gordon, the Canadian edition, says he can read people but doesn't like opinionated people like himself. In other words he's the only one that should have an opinion. He likes to be the center of attention. What better place for that than in the eviction chair huh?

Anick Gervais is going to try to lay low, "if that's possible" by "bartering body massages" for safety. Ask JoJo Spatafora how well the bartering system works in the BB house. She's a "spiritual 5 year old" which probably means a lot of esoteric temper tantrums.... Oy! I'm sensing a trend here folks. The women are super annoying so far.

Kenny Brain (seriously? BRAIN?) is a male model (for beards?) He's into Cougars and I'm into the nearest paper bag. Is he going to endearingly quirky or acutely creepy? He's not going to "divulge his sexuality", planning on using it later down the road. WTF does that mean? He seems shrewd and if he can dial down the odd, he might have a good chance of making it.

Ika Wong. Well this pose says it all doesn't it?  She's a mom and most identifies with Danielle Reyes. She doesn't like conservative, type A personalities, meaning she is one, meaning there will be conflict, especially since she doesn't "back down" and "it comes naturally to just insult people". Oh boy! Gotta love drama! If she can keep her mouth in check (LMAO), she will probably barrel through the competition or get flattened like the Coyote with his own inventions.

Jon Pardy is a self-proclaimed goofball who won't back down. His sense of humor and unpretentious manner will probably take him a long way as long as he forgets about his scrappiness and doesn't jump into the inevitable fray. On first impression, he's a pretty likable guy which probably means nothing, because we all know the BB house chemically changes people.

First words out of Sarah Miller's mouth is that she doesn't "get along with bitches or bullies"" (emphasis on the bitches). Oh, boy! She doesn't like when people are purposely mean or cruel, so she should get along perfectly with Ika and Neda. I think we're in for some fireworks this season of BBCA... If she can just ignore the drama, she might have a chance, but who am I kidding?

Sabrina Abbate is planning on getting to the guys through their stomach, the girls through their vanity and generally through cleaning the house.She's planning on laying low in the competitions until jury time and then go for HoHs. So if her social game pans out and she does have competition chops, this is the one to look out for!

Kyle Shore or Canada's Lane is down to earth and doesn't seem to take any shit. He's probably going to hang with the boys, flex his muscles and probably rope in a filly or two. Hopefully, he won't emulate the shower escapades...  If he doesn't get into a solid alliance, he will be one of the first to go simply because his massive physique might intimidate the less physical.

Rachelle Diamond hates girls with squeaky voices *coughHeathercough* and is planning on toning down her loud, talkative personality. Yeah right! Another person who can be very confrontational and seems quite competitive. I don't get a clear read on her yet, but so far, I'm not too hopeful...



Well, here we have it. A house full of cray cray. Happy season 2 everyone! :)

Stay tuned! :)